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nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

lionsarah:

abigailwlker:

AU where female characters aren’t treated like shit by their own writers and fandoms 

AU called Orphan Black

textsfromlastapocalpyse:

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shyghost:

baby deer with their pals 💖

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sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

markoruffalo:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

#robert downey jr

lokiyoufuck:

#you can practically hear him #’see that rhodey? national. treasure.

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.