Humans keep the antlers of the deer that they kill as a prize.
Angels keep the horns of demons.
Demons keep the wings of angels.
IS IT SCREWED UP THAT I WANT THOSE WINGS
Are you a demon?
I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge
"He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
how to walk like a queen [x]
Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:
One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.
Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks.
CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.
"Once upon a time, there was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic characters we know…or think we know.”